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Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Sweetest part in life
Sweetest part in life is to carry all the memories in life.
But.
.
.
.
Toughest part is to say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories!!!, :-(
I had you once
Missing You. . .
Is Not The Hard Part !!!
But . . .
Knowing That
I Once Had You ...
Is What Breaks My
Heart . . . !!!
Is Not The Hard Part !!!
But . . .
Knowing That
I Once Had You ...
Is What Breaks My
Heart . . . !!!
My heart was missing you
Steal a single moment
Good Night my angel
I care for you & miss you
On a Silent Night
Who is thinking of you
I hide my tears
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
I'm going to write on all the bricks
No 1 will touch ur mom(61)
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
"So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
"So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom
In heaven together we were in a big hall
In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.
3 new girl friends.
Maths teacher asked JOHNY
"If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".
"If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".
The brain is a wonderful organ
Monday, January 2, 2012
I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS........ ....
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS........ ....
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
Life is like a MOVIE...
Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u look at the mirror - HORROR
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u look at the mirror - HORROR
Don't kill the students
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers"
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers"
Hahaha, I am joking
A
B
C
D
A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME
E
F
G
E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING
H
I
J
H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING
B
C
D
A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME
E
F
G
E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING
H
I
J
H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING
Just think about me
Think Big.
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
New style of proposing a girl
New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.
Better think before you smile.
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!(44)
GOD is so wise that
he never created FRIENDS
with price tags, Because..... if He did,
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
he never created FRIENDS
with price tags, Because..... if He did,
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
True friends are rare to find
Making a million friends is not an achievement
I don't remember what did I choose
Friendship has no expiry date!
Thats U my FRIEND
F:Filed Of Love!
R:Root Of Joy!
I:Island Of GOD!
E:End Of Sorrow!
N:Name Of Hope!
D:Door Of Understanding!
Thats U my FRIEND
R:Root Of Joy!
I:Island Of GOD!
E:End Of Sorrow!
N:Name Of Hope!
D:Door Of Understanding!
Thats U my FRIEND
Life is 5 star
Friend is one, who ...
Friend is one, who
F-inds you in a
R-ush of people,
I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your
E-motions and
N-ever leaves you till
D-eath...
F-inds you in a
R-ush of people,
I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your
E-motions and
N-ever leaves you till
D-eath...
Oh my GOD, u r so lucky
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